Stole it from Wondy... DON'T KILL ME!


1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
Really? o.O

2. Girls like to be told that they're beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning.
Kinda true… But I like being called cute too!

3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it.
That… I don’t know.

4. Girls talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash-talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not.
WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

5. When girls are online, they want the guy to instant message them first, and they literally burn up inside when they're not messaged. Of course, when they are messaged, they play it all cool and go "oh, hey" as if they just discovered your message.
No… I wanna message first! Unless the guy is mad, then I will wait.

6. Girls have a thing for guys who dress GQ.
...Okay?

7. Girls love it when guys are over 6 feet.
I don’t care about a fucking size! D:

8. Girls find it awfully attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and yet they happen to look awesome in it.
So not true for me… -.-

9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.
Okay…

10. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!
Oh dear… That is true. Most of the time, I don’t care.

11. Girls love guys who know how to dance.
I don’t really care for that.

12. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist.
No, the shoulders. Sheesh...

13. Girls go crazy when a guy smells good.
Okay…? Do I really have to?

14. Girls hate cocky guys.
Heh.

15. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much.
That makes a good laugh… Have to admit it.

16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON.
Not really a turn on, just find it cute.

17. Girls have a thing for guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.
Rewr? Why...?

18. Girls have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair.
What thing?

19. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.
True…SHH!

20. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever.
Really now?

21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a girl's year. No joke.
Oh really?

22. Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
Depends.

23. Girls daydream about their crushes. Like getting married, going on dates, kissing, etc. They just don't show it.
Not really true. But I like thinking about getting married and how it would be kick ass!

24. Girls HATE players.
Good for a laugh though.

25. Guys who can sing are a major turn on.
Meh… WHAT?!

26. Guitarists are sexy.
Not all of them... *gets killed for that*

27. When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don't give her advice unless she asks for it.
Give me advice anyways! I DON’T CARE!

28. When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright.
Yes… True…

29. Girls love it when guys say their name.
Meh… Don’t care.

30. Girls don't like short tempered guys.
SO FUCKING TRUE! They get annoying.

31. Sometimes girls just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they're wearing eyeliner.
Only clothes…

32. When a girl calls you her loser or her dork, it usually means she's attracted to you.
No…

33. Girls find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex.
Well duh!

34. Girls will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn't mean she doesn't want to scream it from the top of her lungs.
Not true… I SAY IT FIRST!

35. Girls love confidence.
Heh.

36. Girls don't like rock-hard guys. They like to know that guys can have a sensitive side too.
Okay…?

37. There comes a time when girls have needs too. Enough said.
I NEED GAMES, PIE, AND PILLOWS! That is all... And bathroom too, you know where food comes out.

38. A girl will cry over you a lot more than you think.
True.

39. A girl's wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean awhile.
Yep… Sadly… It’s makes me more bitchy and in pissed off mood.

40. Girls hate guys who smell bad.
SOMETHING CALLED SHOWER! But if it’s not that bad, I don’t care.

41. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.
But I can’t really cook that well!

42. Girls don't like it when you think other women are hot and say it so.
Yeah… It pisses me off, I have to punch them and shave their heads to make them ugly.

43. Eyeliner is a girl's essential product. Don't ever try to take it away from her.
No… I buy them to throw them around for fun.

44. Girls hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don't keep their promises. It throws them over the top.
Yeah… Okay...

45. Every girl fantasizes about her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair. More than you think.
Eh? Only what I want it to look like! Me? Dress? Fuck that!

46. Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony.
Eh… Yeah… Stay away from my boy.

47. Girls will save instant message conversations when they like a guy.
Naaaaaah…

48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey's kiss will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday.
I only want a drawing thank you very much...

49. Every girl think she's pretty in one way or another. They just won't admit it.
Okay?

50. Girls are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic to them.
Makeup? BLEH! Who needs them?